Master Camp Cook and Story Teller taking
a break. He can whip you up an apple pie and bake it on a campfire
with only a piece of aluminum foil for an oven and all the while,
entertain you with the humor of colorfully embellished tales of
past adventures.
I know this to be true, as I have tasted the pie and lounged by the
warmth of the coals listening to the tales. |